My name is Kyas Dreffen of Bruce; I’m a Rogue of Shire Squad-

Dispatch notified me of a 938 in progress: a wenching conducted by unpinned participants. I was to investigate very closely and keep HQ abreast of the evidence. When I arrived I could tell by the padded bodices that some of the wenches were putting up false fronts and would not cooperate.

My liege, Scoundrel Ed Hawkings was already on the scene.

Epilogue:
After two days of undercover work, 'Madam' Sally Decker admitted to the activities. The judge ruled this was only a misdemeanor, because as we all know that when it comes to wenches da more you miss, da meaner you get. She was to serve two years of community service in the Castle Prison teaching WIPs on conducting proper wenchings.